Tuesday, May 2

MoMMa Mia it’s MY MeME

Thank you J-cop for being the first to tag me!!!

So here we go-

Kasamba's A-Z MeMe

Accent; A very refined, clipped, New Yawk squawk.

Booze: Definitely Advocaat (egg liquor) Yum!

Chore I hate: Being seated next to needy, whiney people at Simchas.

Dogs/Cats: I love cats…. They taste just like chicken.

Essential Electronics: A pacemaker. (B”H not for me!)

Favourite Perfume/Cologne: My little girl’s neck.

Gold/Silver: No, no, no, only platinum, Dahling.

Hometown: Top of the Big Apple.

Insomnia: There is no rest for the wicked.

Job Title: Martha Stewart Wannabe.

Kids: A handful and they are a handful.

Living Arrangements: One up, one down, and one in between.

Most Admired Trait:
Knowing a lot but not repeating it.

Number of SP’s: One, thank you very much!

Overnight Hospital Stays: Each baby, three premature labours, two premature births, and one errant gall bladder removal.

Phobia: Getting fat and magicians.

Quote: “Ignorance can be fixed but stupidity is forever.” (From Kasamba’s Daddy)

Religion: Born again FFB Jew.

Siblings: 2 supporting acts.

Time I usually wake up: 7:00am.

Unusual Talent: Thinking out of the box.

Vegetable I refuse to eat: Sunny von Bulow… Nebach.

Worst Habit: Laughing too loud.

X-Rays: Oh, so that’s where I put my keys!

Yummy Foods I make: Anything baked. I looove baking!

Zodiac: Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius.
(I guess that makes me a swimming goat.)

Okay, so who wants to be tagged next?


At 3:42 PM, Blogger jemima3 said...

"Being seated next to needy, whiney people at Simchas"....OUCH. hope Im never put next to you at a simchah, hate to think what you'd say! Actually, how can you be needy sitting next to someone for a coupla hours (the whiney part I get)

At 4:23 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Jemima; you are a vibrant, charming person! It would be a pleasure to sit next to you!

You see, because I try to keep shmiras halashon, no one really knows how I feel about certain people so I inevitably get seated next to them. And the worst part is that I can't even complain to anyone afterwards! I'm telling you, I have sat next to some wierdos....

At 4:52 PM, Blogger Also A Chussid said...

Very nice and funny, the best thus far.

Laughing loudly is not a bad trait. For some reason I enjoy laughing out loudly with family and friends

At 6:00 PM, Blogger Open Up! said...

LOLOL oh wait was that too loud?...i love your blog it brings a smile to my face every time i happen by...i'm also a capricorn does that mean anything? ...martha stewart wannabe? why? everyone hates her and i'm sure in real life she's a slob LOL...thanx for that little glimpse into kasamba's life :)

At 7:53 PM, Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

How do they let you stay in England with that sense of humour of yours??

At 9:49 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Also: Thanks ever so much!

I didn't mention that I tend to snort as well as laughing too loud!

David: Good question! But the real Brits are even more wicked than I am!

At 10:32 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Openup: You can laugh as loud as you want when your with Auntie Kasamba! Capricorns- it's where its at!
Now to address the Martha Stewart issue; Damn, the woman is PERFECT. She can build a table, sew the tablecloth and set it so it looks a gizzillion dollars (which apparently she is worth). Her husband just couldn't handle all the perfection.
I'm not worthy... I'm not worthy...

At 10:52 PM, Blogger socialworker/frustrated mom said...

I like your daddy's quote. How true and sad it is.

At 11:05 PM, Blogger chaverah said...

very cute, nice to "meet" you! iSnt it funny how so many of us are from NY????

At 2:13 AM, Blogger Lakewood Venter said...


At 4:40 AM, Blogger Okee said...

Kasamba! It's so nice to finally meet you!:)

I totally agree with your dad's quote -it's true, and therfore ignorance should not be considered a negative trait -it should be looked at as intelligence before it learns anything. or something like that.

oh, and if your worst habit is laughing out loud, can I ask you a question?...

Can we be friends?

At 5:35 AM, Blogger Eshet Chayil said...

lol you have the cutest answers yet! I got a huge smile from this! Thanks sooo much!

At 8:13 AM, Blogger the sabra said...

my oh my, i am chucklin o so loudly (halevai that was my worst habit) at your dogs/cats response!

At 9:28 AM, Blogger Lvnsm27 said...

great answers, i love the cat one

At 12:04 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

socialworker: He's smart my Dad!

Chaverah: Nice to meet you too!
Do you think NYers are just perdisposed to blogging?

Lakewood: Thanks dude!

Okee: Consider me your new friend!

The Lovely Eshet: Keep on smiling!

Sabra: That's great! If everyone laughed loudly I wouldn't stick out so much!

Ivnsm27: Thank you!!!

At 12:42 PM, Blogger jemima3 said...

Kasamba, thank you - ever the diplomat. Just want to say on behalf of the (vastly outnumbered) Brits that this is not some backwater and believe it or not we do have humour over here. WE also have subtelty and irony. I'm sure Kasamba's great sense of humour has been hugely enhanced by all the years she's been living here!

At 7:51 PM, Blogger G Green said...

The reason why Kasamba loves it here so much is because she has such a great sense of humour and sees the funny side to everything.

Best line is the X-rays!


At 8:27 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Jemima:LOVL!(Laugh Out Very Loud)
I loooove living here cuz they seem to really get me!!!

GGreen: Just how cute are you????
Thank you for noticing my x-ray line- it means alot to me!!!!


At 9:33 PM, Blogger Shopaholic said...

"Sunny von Bulow… Nebach"
Should I even ask??

Your 'dahling' comment made me laugh. My dad always calls my mom Aggie Darling. and my 4yr old neice (who's american) asked my sister why zaidy always calls bubby eggy dolly!! LOLOL

At 11:01 PM, Blogger FrumGirl said...

lol great answers

At 11:14 PM, Blogger A Frum Idealist said...

Very Funny answers. I agree with david. definitely not the kind of sense of humor that one generally finds in Britain.

At 12:37 AM, Blogger bz said...

i couldnt read it
the colors
too cheerful
im going back to my cave
*to be read
at a later date

At 1:34 AM, Blogger Amishav said...

Kasamba you and I have much in common including a taste for Advocaat- if you mix it with lemon lime soda it's called a fuzzy duck. But I like it straight.

The quote about stupid is forever must have been going around forever, but it showed up in a wonderful movie called, "The Emperor's Club." You might enjoy it.

At 7:47 AM, Blogger tafka PP said...

I too chorteled at the Keys, but The "Swimming Goat" line was what tipped your balance onto my blogroll, dear.

At 9:52 AM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

Laughing to loud is just what I did (in the office) while reading your answers!
BTW at simchas take a pen along and sit wherever you feel like:)

At 10:08 AM, Blogger kasamba said...

Shopoholic; shameful, aren't I? and you are a Dahling!

Frumgirl: Thanks!

A Frum Idealist: Ta ever so much!!! I don't know- there are some funny people here!

I reaaly think
And I fervently hope
You haven't reached
The end of your rope
May the sun
Block out your moon
I look foward
To seeing you soon!

I love the sound of 'fuzzy duck'!!!
and I'm gonna run to blockbuster now!

Yay!! I'm on your blogroll!
(shame you couldn't see victory dance with the Henrietta Barnet High School band)

Prag; I feel validated!
you made my day!!!!
(Come with a pen- d'oh! why didn't I think of that???)

At 1:55 PM, Blogger socialworker/frustrated mom said...

You lucky you got a smart dad!

At 4:41 PM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

Even if you forget the pen it's not like in the theater where someone will call a steward to complain about their place being stolen and no one in their right mind will disturb a b'aal Simchah for such a futility:)

At 6:05 PM, Blogger ImJustAsking said...

Very funny. I think dogs/cats taste more like tofu, but thats just my opinion :) I agree with all the others here, your answers made me laugh out loud.

At 1:05 AM, Blogger zenjew said...

thanks for all the comments!

can i link to you on my site?

all the best!


At 3:55 AM, Blogger Bonnie B said...

I love the smell of my daughter's necks too. You sound like a good mother. From one Martha Stewart Wannabe Wannabe (I want to be her so badly-- heck, I'd be the first offshoot of her clone before they work all the kinks out).

At 8:23 AM, Blogger kasamba said...

Socialworker: Yeah, we love Daddy!

Prag: We'll see what happens at the next simcha!;)

Imjustasking: Tofu....hmmmm
I'll tell you next time I try it!

Can you link ME? Little'ole me???
Of course!!!!
I'm farklempt.

Bonnie: A fellow clone!!!
Actually, everytime I spend too long arranging my food so it looks 'just so' before I serve it, my mother calls me 'Martha Stupid'.


At 11:14 AM, Blogger Jerusalemcop said...

I loved the sunny von bulow one. As I can tell from the comments, most people didn't even get it.

You have been blogrolled by me too.


At 2:28 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

J-cop: Yay!!!
It doesn't matter that no one else got it cuz the most important thing is: you did!!!!
(Thank you for noticing the von Bulow answer!)

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