Thursday, June 8

THERE’S NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN

I’ve managed to catch forty winks, so now I feel fresh as a daisy, fit as a fiddle, and bright eyed and bushy tailed. Thus, without further ado, and without beating around the bush, I’d like to bend your ears, and I will try not to babble like a brook.

Although everything has already been said before, I’d like to give Mr Kasamba some food for thought.

Hubby, this one’s for you!


Hubby, you’ve always known that time and tide waits for no man. But between you, me and the lamppost, I think I hit the nail on the head when I say that you seem to have your feet firmly on the ground, and that’s half the battle!
The fact of the matter remains that the only fly in the ointment is that you are no longer free as a bird, footloose and fancy free. So consider this a word to the wise, old age is a whole new ball of wax. You must take the bitter with the sweet.
Remember; forwarned is forarmed.

It goes without saying that I think that you are worth your weight in gold, and I thank Hashem we get along like a house on fire. No one can come between us anyway, because two’s company, three’s a crowd, and too many cooks spoil the broth.

You are the apple of my eye, the icing on my cake, the luckshon in my kugel. And even though you travel so much- its okay because distance lends itself to enchantment.

At the end of the day Hubby, no one can hold a candle to you, your heart is as big as the great outdoors. For what it’s worth, I wish you all the mazal, happiness and love under the sun.
May your birthday bring Moschiach Bemeherah Byamenu Amen!

And there you have it, from beginning to end.
From alpha to omega, from head to toe.
The whole kit and kaboodle.

Happy Birthday Hubby!!!
(47 clichés were used in the making of this post.)

(They were not tested on animals)

41 Comments:

At 8:21 AM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

When you wrote Lockshen on the kugel I knew it was serious.
I have to commend you for writing this declaration with much originality.
Instead of using the quick and easy "smartest, handsomest and best"(maybe hubby wouldn’t have minded..) you used Lockshen.

Well done

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger ~ Sarah ~ said...

lol... clever use of the cliches. i don't know what my english teacher would have to say about it though!

happy birthday mr. kasamba!

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

Great Post Your Majesty!
Your hubby is truly fortunate to have a smart, funny loving (and American) wife like you...
Happy Birthday!

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger A Frum Idealist said...

Very nice post. I'm sure Mr. Kasamba really appreciated it as well. Things like that are always nice to hear.

Hmmmm, if someone is worth his weight in gold, is it better or worse if he's overweight? (That is not a comment or reflection on Mr. Kasamba in any way, shape or form)

it's funny, as I was reading through the post, I was thinking that my comment will definitely make mention of the abundance of cliches and then you go ahead and close with that. 47... so close. You couldn't make it an even 50?
Yes, minor OCD here, as someone pointed out on one of my earlier posts. :-)

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger tafka PP said...

Well he didn't look 47 to me- Does he use Oil of Olay twice a day?!

Or am I completely wrong in reading such meaning into the cliches, beyond being very pleased that they weren't tested on animals ;-)

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

And may England win the cup in his honor!!!

 
At 4:14 PM, Blogger Fun Dude said...

Hope it was a FUN birthday!

 
At 10:23 PM, Blogger Asparagus said...

Prag:
LOL!It's cuz lockshen means an awful lot to me...

Sarah:
I'll pass on the wishes to him as long as you don't show this to your English teacher!

David:
What can I say to a truly loyal subject? You are really amazing!

A Frum Idealist:
LOL! B"H he's not worth THAT much weight! He plays footie, remember?
I'll try and think of another three clches just for you (cuz you're worth it)!

Tafka;
Well, he's turned the big 40, so I guess he has time for the goop!
(I would never test cliches on animals- only my beauty products)
(Just kidding!)

Limey:
Amen!

FunDude:
I think it was!

 
At 10:56 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Sorry all- I posted comments from my daughters computer- forgetting to change name!
I'm having a major problem getting on to post comments on
ALL blogs and not only from my computer but from Asparagus' as well! Does anyone else have a problem besides me?


Kasamba

 
At 11:59 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

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At 12:05 AM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

yes, blogger is up and down, down mostly. I guess they got to big for their britches
i heard shabbos was cancelled this week (from 2pm on) in the NW, can you confirm?

 
At 12:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, blogger is up and down, down mostly. I guess they got to big for their britches

 
At 3:07 AM, Blogger socialworker/frustrated mom said...

beautiful! Nice ode to hubby dear.

 
At 3:42 AM, Blogger ~ Sarah ~ said...

yes, blogger has been misbehaving.

 
At 6:53 AM, Blogger Bonnie B said...

That was sweet as pie-- kasamba, you're a peach

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger jemima3 said...

Heartwarming to see that even though he's getting a bit long in the tooth, your love for him is blind.

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger kishmech said...

Good to see jemima can give as good as she gets. x

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

lIMEY:
lol!
You are too funny!

Socialworker:
Thanks!

Sarah:
Well, what are addicts supposed to do???

Bonnie:
And you're heaven sent!

Jemima:
You got it in one!

Kish:
She's cute!

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger PsychoToddler said...

That was lovely.

I got the 4-0 coming up myself.

 
At 3:05 PM, Blogger exsemgirl said...

Lol! Ad meya ve'esrim shana.

I second limey... That would be a great present to us all!!

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger s.J. said...

happy b-day kasmaba hustler!
you must be a very special man to be worthy of such a wife.

 
At 3:38 PM, Blogger s.J. said...

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At 4:52 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

From alpha to omega, from head to toe, the whole kit and kaboodle - you are the best!!

Happy Birthday to hubby - (Lucky Guy!!)

 
At 4:54 PM, Blogger anonym00kie said...

that was great! you guys sound adorable! happy bday kasamba_hubby

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger FrumGirl said...

Kasamba you are so spunky... it really shines thru!

I cant think of one cliche you didnt use... can anyone?

 
At 11:35 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Psychotoddler;
Thanks- how do you feel about this milestone?

Exsem:
Amen!!!
Victory to... the victorious!

SJ:
Thanks luvvie!
(I tell him that every day!)

theonlyway:
No, YOU'RE the best!

Anonym00kie:
Hubby sends his thanks!

Frumgirl: glad you liked it-because beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
(I couldn't resist another one!)

 
At 1:18 AM, Blogger The Next Contender said...

And England did win in his honour :)

 
At 2:01 AM, Blogger the only way i know said...

Kas,

No - YOU'RE the best! Lol!

 
At 5:06 AM, Blogger Stacey said...

Awww, this was so sweet! I hope he had one hell of a birthday! And many more!

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

The Next contender:
How nice of them!

The only way:
Oh, go on!

Stacey:
Thanks darlin'!

 
At 10:24 PM, Blogger Moiy-rah said...

hey!!!

happy birthday?

i finally saw the cliche in writing "the whole kit and kaboodle"

i always thought it was the whole kitten kabbodle. and i couldnt understand who made up such a dumb cliche.

now that makes more sense. thank you!

-moiy

 
At 10:30 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Moiy-rah:
Pleasure to clear thing up for you!
(I'll pass on birthday wishes to Hubby!)

 
At 10:31 PM, Blogger notahottie said...

happy birthday! lokshen was my fave part too lol!

 
At 12:48 AM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

AND HOW WAS SHABBOS!!!!!!
I was gonna ask the mashgiach(r' solomon) if he knew that england was playing but just said hello instead

 
At 3:42 AM, Blogger Eshet Chayil said...

This was really cute. A big happy birthday to the the Mr.

 
At 8:12 AM, Blogger kasamba said...

Nota Hottie:
Thanks! Nothing beats good luckshon!

Limey:
just for you, check out my new post!

Eshetchayil:
Ta' Luv!

 
At 10:17 PM, Blogger PsychoToddler said...

how do you feel about this milestone?


My back hurts.

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger kasamba said...

Phsychotoddler:
Oy.

 
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