Tuesday, July 11

THE GREEN GREEN GRASS



Another evil poem by Kasamba.

Self-righteous comments to evil poems will always be welcomed-
and promptly discarded.

And so I begin. (clear throat)

They say the grass is always greener on the other side
In this case I’d have to agree with all that implied
You see, my neighbor had an offspring -the perfect child
Strangely calm, preternaturally serene and never wild.
I watched my neighbor’s child with undisguised awe
And witnessed the most impeccable manners I ever saw
This was a creature I had never encountered before
More disturbing in real life than in legend and folklore.

His mother took all the credit she was insufferably haughty
She was so condescending because my boys were so naughty.

Something was wrong here, yes indeed very wrong
His behavior way too good, his credentials way too long
And so two of my boys paid this child a visit one afternoon,
After all, someone needed to burst his perfect round balloon
They said, “We know the way you act is the way you think is right,
But we’re afraid there may have been just one small oversight
Now we’d just like to say this nicely without making a fuss,
Your perfect behavior is making it harder on the rest of us!”

As his flawlessly clean stunned little jaw hit the floor
My boys jumped in for the kill and went and said more.
“But it’s not just us, think of what your poor parents must miss,
I don’t think they’ve ever been inside the headmaster’s office!
Think of their humiliation, their suffering, their ultimate shame,
When they can’t share war stories when other parents complain!

Hence, we took it upon ourselves to create a new life for you,
So, we’ve compiled a list of things that you should really do!

Now pay attention closely, there’s absolutely no time to waste,
There’s so much for you to learn so we’ll try to make haste.
We know you love karate and practice will make you the best
So practice on your sisters, you mustn’t keep talent suppressed!
And then, why go on time to school; try your best to be late,
But on the off chance that you’re early you must make sure to wait!
Life is not worth living unless you make your parents shout,
So if they tell you to tuck in your shirt, by all means leave it out!

Why clean up your things, if your mother will just get bored
Let her clean up after you, that’s what mothers are for!
It’s important to consistently give all your teachers a fright,
You must answer back, remember that you are always right!
Learn these lessons well and try to cause trouble and strife,
We know that you’ll want to thank us much later in life!

And so that perfect young child reacted as they knew he would
And shook each of their hands and said that he understood.

Everything’s changed since this child took his lesson to heart,
He proved to be the best student ever as he did his part.
As his hidden nature became unleashed like never before,
He whipped his world up into a frenzy; like a crazed matador.
Now his poor mother appears drained, haggard and weary
And she gives me looks that are more than a little leery.

She wants to know what happened to make him change
From one day to the next, isn’t it just a wee bit strange?

Now my boys have calmed down and one is going away
But she’s stuck with a kid that’s making her sheitel turn grey
But at least my neighbor’s child is now true to his inner self
With a mischievous gleam in his eye and dead frogs on his shelf
And one day when his mothers now daily shouting had begun
He whispered, “Aren’t I doing just great?” to my younger son
Who gave him a thumbs up and then thumbs up to me as well
As IF I could, as IF I would, scheme such a thing, but I’ll never tell…

And every now and then when I feel all guilty and very wrong,
I just think, “Hey- but she had it good for so darn long!”
Because ever since I sent my Nachas to speak to boy next door,
The grass ain’t quite so green on the other side any more.

136 Comments:

At 1:25 AM, Blogger socialworker/frustrated mom said...

Oh yay I am first! I absolutely adore the evil in you. That was hesterical and brilliant. Soooo good(I mean so evil) ooooh I love that side of you.

 
At 2:23 AM, Blogger FrumGirl said...

I think you did the poor kid a favor, you saved him years worth of therapy! Children should be able to be children, kudos to you, Kasamba! your evil side is really angelic!

 
At 3:14 AM, Blogger Lvnsm27 said...

That was hilarious. I think you did the right thing because if children don't get to be children, they become resentful later when they're adults.

 
At 3:52 AM, Blogger the sabra said...

now THATS a post i appreciate.
(offense intended for supersue sitch)

kasamba, kol hakavod. i hereby absolve you from all dignity challenges.

adore your thinking :)

 
At 4:01 AM, Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

LOL
You should definitely be writing books!
So so clever and entertaining

 
At 5:17 AM, Blogger Chana said...

Bumper sticker for your car:

"My kid beat up your honor roll student"

I would never advocate such violence, of course. (whistling)

 
At 5:42 AM, Blogger cruisin-mom said...

HILARIOUS!!! As a mother of boys I can so relate. I think your inner devil rocks!

 
At 6:24 AM, Blogger Ezzie said...

HEHEHE!!! I love doing that kind of stuff! (nervously looks around, checking to see who heard) Err... I mean, that's pretty funny. :)

 
At 7:09 AM, Blogger westbankmama said...

Ok, this post makes me wonder - why haven't I visited this blog before? You've won a new reader...as a mother of boys I enjoyed every evil minute of it...

 
At 7:27 AM, Blogger tafka PP said...

Bravo, Poet Extraordinaire!!!

(I think the Sheitl turning grey line is my favourite.)

 
At 8:11 AM, Blogger kasamba said...

Socialworker:
LOL! You mean the dark side??

Frumgirl:
My evil side angelic?
Cool!
(I hope they say that up there!)

Ivnsm27:
Thanks!
Yeah, just call me the liberator of little boys spirits!

Sabra;
YAY! I don't have to have dignity!And did you notice how I kept the color to a minimum????

David:
Coming from you thats a compliment I'm putting on my fridge!

Chana:
I love it!!!
Its right up my alley!

A dark alley...

 
At 8:15 AM, Blogger kasamba said...

Crusin mom:
Thanks, perfect boys are soooo abnormal!

Ezzie;
Don't worry, nobody heard!

Westbankmama:
Welcome to my demented world!!!

TafkaPP:
Why ta ever so much my fine feathered friend!

 
At 8:18 AM, Blogger ~ Sarah ~ said...

ah, now your neighbour's child will turn out properly well adjusted ;)

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

How diabolical!
How much of it is true?

 
At 9:03 AM, Blogger chaverah said...

kasamba, so funny! you out do yourself with each post! The perfect child, yes i know the feeling. but to perfect gets to feel a bit strange dont you think? Its better to have a child that has zest and personality. thanks for the entertaining post!

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger exsemgirl said...

Tut tut tut...

(tryin very hard to keep a str8 face)
:-/
:-S
:-)
=D

 
At 12:12 PM, Blogger The Next Contender said...

V. Amusing ... :)

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger Jameel @ The Muqata said...

The grass IS greener on their side, since my kids probably spilled a gallon of bright green paint on their grass.

Good thing none of the paint got on your sheitel either...they aren't bad kids...but stuff like that just...happens...alot...

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger student said...

you rock girl! im loving it!

kids are just so much fun when theyre lil devils...especially when theyve turned on the charm...

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger jemima3 said...

It totally needed to be done - smug mums have to be taught. If you need a hand next time, be sure to borrow one of my sons. He could give yours a run for their money!

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger her next door said...

Hey kasamba.
Thank you for the info.
Just cancelled the psychiatrist and stopped taking the pills.
Was tearing my sheitelhair out. Couldn't undertand what happened to my perfect boy.
x

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger socialworker/frustrated mom said...

Oh right yeah of course hah.

 
At 2:41 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Sarah:
That's right- I provided a chessed..

Prag:
It is isn't it!
(as if my boys would give two seconds of their time to a kid like that! Its all evil wishful thinking!)

Chaverah:
Yes kids with characters are so much more interesting!

Exsem:
I know, I know...
;)

Nextcontender:
Ta!

Jameel:
And they blamed MY kids for that!

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Student:
Glad you enjoyed!
Yeah, they're much more fun unleashed!

Jemima:
Well, if there will be more of our kind of kids than maybe, just maybe- our kids will be the norm!

Her Next door;
Uh, (*blush)sorry you had to find out this way...

Socialworker:
;)

 
At 3:52 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

o i thought the headmasters office was school.....
You nailed it right on, me to a tee

 
At 5:24 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

Limey!!!!

That was too funny!!
But somehow - it fit the bill - (you with your two wives and kids........!
LOL)
just what i would have thought!
d'you think you're still 'straightenoutable'? -
we'll get Kas's kids to come over for a bit....
lol

hmmm - i enjoyed that! lol

 
At 5:59 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

I told Kas to tell artichoke to come over and watch some arsenal football when he's here in yeshiva......
Does that mean he's gonna have to cut shiur??? i hope so
-evil laugh-

 
At 6:32 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

limey

ha ha - i guess he'll have to...
btw - the 'two wives' comment was in reference to the conversation on your blog - where you said 'i told my kid'.. and then you had everyone in an uproar..
well, at least you had kas in an uproar....
about you being married - and if you were - why propose to the TNC - lol
and then you said - whats wrong with having 2 wives!! lol
btw - i am sooo gullable - i actually thought you were married - then i emailed kas and she said - 'don't be silly - he's just joking!! ' -
isn't the blog world fun!!!!!!!!!

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Limey:
And I bet the headmaster thought you were his only student!

The onlyway:
Watching you and Limey is like wimbeldon without the rain.
Limey, your serve...

 
At 6:54 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

one sec limey - before your serve...
the point of my bringing it up now is -
to prove a point
which is
that i agree with you
and that you are
SOOO CHEEKY!!!
lol

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

ace ace ace 6-0 6-0 6-0
game set match
Kasamba you are strangely silent on the Artichoke issue........

 
At 7:37 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

""btw - i am sooo gullable - i actually thought you were married - then i emailed kas and she said - 'don't be silly - he's just joking!!""

Now i'm confused, am i married? if yes to how many?

i'm losing my mind.......whats the frequency, kasamba??

 
At 8:04 PM, Blogger kollel mama said...

I think I'm your child...

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

limey -
here's the deal -
in our estimation, you are

adorable
a yeshiva bachur
19 years old (maybe a little more?)
very cheeky
very funny
would be interesting to meet
and definitely
NOT MARRIED!!!

 
At 9:50 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

but when you WILL marry

she will be so outrageously stunning and amazing in every way
that there is NO WAY
you will want to marry more than one!!!!
LOL

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

Kasamba my darling

thanks for being the commentator
couldnt choose a better one if I tried..!!
love ya!

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

1-"adorable
2-a yeshiva bachur
3-19 years old (maybe a little more?)
4-very cheeky
5-very funny
6-would be interesting to meet
7-and definitely NOT MARRIED!!!"

1-My wife wwould agree
2-i'd like to believe i still am although some headmasters here disagree
3-i guess i still am? Kasamaba has been 29 for years
4-""blush""
5-"double blush"
6-i doubt it, i'm very shy be like a long first date
7-to two women.......

 
At 10:03 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

by the way what else have you discussing about me behind my back??

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger Bonnie B said...

OK that was evil. Loved it-- now stay away from my Abby. My other two girls have enough spunk to shatter my nerves a million times over. Just let me keep the sweet one sweet-- though I suspect as it in most cases, the sweet ones are usually the worst (they are just better at covering their tracks).

 
At 10:08 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

Kas,

hust du gehert???

vat are ve going to do about limey???

limey - vee had all dese vonderful girruls all linet up for you wit de best shadchantes!!

ha ha - wouldnt you like to know what else we were saying!!!?

ask your wife to call - maybe we'll tell her!

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

she's just gonna have to do a guest blog, would that be good enough?

 
At 10:22 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Limey:
Do you honestly think that I would want Asparagus in a polygamist realtionship????

We are not mormons!


ARE YOU MARRIED OR NOT??????

 
At 10:25 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Bonnie:
I promise to keep my kids away from your Abby!!!!

Kollel mama:
You never know...

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

Asparagus is 4 long years away.......
dont rush me
Although we all know you are just itching to be a BUBBY!!!

 
At 10:35 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

you asked about asparagus again -
the verdict is out
you ain't married, buddy boy

(you can tell that to your wife!lol)

 
At 10:36 PM, Blogger the sabra said...

ok now this (this=trialogue between limey, the only way i know & kasamba) is just plain strange. and funny.

 
At 10:43 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

sabra - yeah - i think you're right - it's weird!
:)

 
At 10:43 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

but fun!!

 
At 11:02 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

Um, could we change the topic now? lets talk about arsenal's upcoming friendlies....

 
At 11:05 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

When does artichoke get here?

 
At 12:55 AM, Blogger Cellar Door said...

ok, this is the first time I read your blog. You have fifty comments.

Im going to listen to beautiful again.

 
At 4:13 AM, Blogger anonym00kie said...

i had some comments after reading your post but i barely remember what you wrote about now, after reading all these comments..

you are all really....

funny :)


hmm.. kasamaba did you ever watch malcolm in the middle?

 
At 8:07 AM, Blogger the only way i know said...

limeh'le

dunt vorry - de shadchantes vill now leef you alone for a vile...

lol

take good care of yourself m'lad!

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger student said...

lol!
howzat for some light entertainment..u guys crack me up!!!
so what is the verdict????
limey-u available?

n yeah...i can do the upcoming arsenal friendly talk...but im def not on the same side as u..

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger Also A Chussid said...

Real funny and cute…

I guess now you can be meshadech with this neighbor of yours. This young boy will make a good son-in-law…

 
At 3:00 PM, Blogger Scraps said...

OMG, woman, you are hillarious! Reminds me of how my parents felt about a certain neighboring couple of ours. When I was small, I used to act up in small ways, but I was overall a good child. Still, these neighbors would criticize my sister and me, saying that any child of theirs would SURELY never misbehave in any way. Well, sure enough, when they finally had a kid, they got a taste of what it was like to be out of control. Their blessed offspring was a holy terror for the first several years of her existence on this earth, and my parents smirked behind their hands as she ran the poor folks ragged.

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger A Frum Idealist said...

WOW. THAT was great!!!

:-)

I think we all know people like that who could use that treatment!

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger A Frum Idealist said...

btw, my neighbor's grass was also always greener, and my wife also resolved to do something about it... we got a new gardner and new sprinklers this summer.
Your method was much less costly. lol

 
At 4:19 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

I think Kasamba ran away to Barcelona again.......Goya's revenge this time, the grass is greener in Spain and so are the olives

 
At 5:58 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Limey:
#1; what is wrong with wanting to be a Bubby????

#2; We do not discuss Arsenal on THIS blog.

#3;
Artichoke is coming to the US in August Beazras Hashem.

#4:
It'll be a long time before I get rid of the taste of Barthelona!

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Sabra:
Weird + funny = good!

Cellar Door:
And you ARE beautiful no matter WHAT they say...

Anym00kie;
Any comment is welcome!

Never saw malcom in the middle!

Student;
will you referee these comments???

Also:
You're right, now at least we can relate to him!

Scraps:
Lol!!!!
That is the best revenge story EVER!!!!

A frum Idealist;
Yup, that's the idea! If your neighbours grass is greener just kill it until it looks like yours!

 
At 6:17 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

Kasamba:
#1; Absolutly Nothing!!! Its a commendable behaviour (its the getting old part that some people cant deal with)

#2; We dont, dont we..... Theirry who?

#3;
Artichoke is will be welcomed with open arms and can always stop by for a game if he's in brooklyn
#4:
Just imagine if you went with to the Far East!! Ho Chi Mihns revenge

 
At 6:19 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

Student you refused to send your CV to Kasamaba, even if i was available you aren't making yourself properly available.
It takes two to tango........

 
At 8:04 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

http://mulone.com/Cheat.mp3
Ode to Kasamba and The only way i know....... I would post this on my blog.......if i knew how......
maybe i still will
Please listen and comment!!

 
At 8:25 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

ha ha!
google 'mojo in the morning' (if you haven't been introduced to it already!) - on 'detroit's channel 955' - you get about a hundred of em - under 'war of the roses'
lol
addictive.....

roses are red
violets are blue
limey ain't married
to one or two!

 
At 9:08 PM, Blogger notahottie said...

don't have time to read all the comments but looks like everyone loves this poem as much as i do, and for those who don't, screw you you have no sense of humor! anyway, i hope you have more of a career in writing than simply blogging. you have such an awesome way with words i love it!

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Notahottie;
And that's why I love ya!

 
At 9:28 PM, Blogger s.J. said...

heeheehee.

you wicked wicked lady.

 
At 9:35 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

SJ:
It's about time you noticed!

 
At 10:14 PM, Blogger Genendy said...

adorable! gotta love it.

 
At 10:25 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

towik- i didn't know about Mojo, i do now....
They used to do it in NY years back on 95.5 too

 
At 10:44 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

that's right!!!
how do you know?

 
At 10:56 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

puts a ding in your he's 19 thing?

 
At 12:17 AM, Blogger the only way i know said...

that's right!!
lol

 
At 12:35 AM, Blogger Okee said...

kasambaaaaaa, I am soooo confused by all these comments!

Y' all are CRAZY!!!! (in only the best possible sense, of course.)

(But you may want to lay off the gin...)

And this post was sheer, poetic brilliance! I insist you send it to a publisher and make some adorable kids' book with runny-nosed illustrations!!

 
At 6:32 AM, Blogger Ezer K'negdo said...

LOL! That was hilarious.

 
At 6:42 AM, Blogger cruisin-mom said...

76 comments! WOW...that is so cool!
no I'm not 13, I just sound it)

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger student said...

kas- with pleasure i'l referee them....they seem to have died down tho..:(

and, limey- i didnt refuse..

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Genendy:
Thanks Luv!

Limey:
HOW do YOU know WPLJ????

Theonlyway:
Well, whadda ya think??

Okee;
I don't know what happened here!
As long as everyones having a good ole time!

I love the idea of 'runny nosed illustrations'!!!

Ezer:
Thank you sooooo much!!!


crusinmom:
WAY COOL!
(I'm not 13 either- I just never matured)

Student;
Cuz I'm counting on you!!!

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

i dont know anymore!!
what do YOU think?
help!!!
lol
(we need to get our heads together to solve.......................
OPERATION LIMEY)

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

Or we could just leave the poor guy (kid?)
alone
lol

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

As far as WPLJ goes i had the tape..... it was going around yeshiva a while back, some things never get old (like Kasamaba)
Maybe you should try the roses thing on me see if i give it to
a- The Next Contender
b- Auntie Kasamba
c- The Only Way I Know
d-Student
e-Limeys Lass

 
At 4:03 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

Well if they give me a dozen i could give all of you 2 each
(i know 5*2=10....I'll keep two)

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger Pretty Green Eyes said...

Great poem!

How the hell do you get so many comments?!?!?!?

 
At 5:13 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

Hope everyone is having a great fast,
hey all you in britain you finish 5 hours before us...... may that thought get you through the day........

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

The only way:
Oh bless his cotton socks!


Limey:
You just know what to say, you charmer!

Pretty Green Eyes:
Thanks, beats me!

Limey:
Up, we finish quicker!

 
At 5:46 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

yeah, bless em
lol
i'll take the roses, though
:)

 
At 6:26 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

Do you ever look back and see how many people you may have corrupted? Turned their grass (hard a) brown, into weeds
How many parents BLAMED YOU for making their life misrable.....
Confession time........
forget the kids what about YOU!!

 
At 6:32 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

PGE-as far as comments go we need to crack the century mark before tonight (US Time)
TOWIK- one for Zochor and one for Shamor.....
Kas- i do nylon socks... or is it woollens. I stopped getting Marks and spencer though.....
We traded Horrids for Needless Markups and Sucks 5th Ave.
TK maxx for TJ Minn

 
At 6:37 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

i'm soooo hungry, it's hard to think of many more comments!
lol

we'll crack the comments by tonight....

BUT!

Will we solve..........
Operation Limey.......???

Stay tuned..

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Limey:
In my time, I take credit for having corrupted quite a few gardens!!!
Plus- if you persist with nylon socks- you will have very smelly feet!

 
At 6:45 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

TheonlywayIknow:

You know oses are red
And violets may be blue
But it's very hard to tell
If what Limey says is true.

 
At 6:54 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

which part?
mr bean has smelly feet too...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
whats its worth
for me to leave a clue

Roses are red
Lilies are white
the truth is in the open
for those that are bright

what color is chrysanthemums?

 
At 7:27 PM, Blogger socialworker/frustrated mom said...

You guys are cracking me up. By now you have eaten already while us Americans are suffering.

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

oh no SWFM the fast isnt over until LAaaaaaate 1030 or so
3 long hours of blogging!

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

If violets are blue
and what limey says is true
he needs to straighten out his life
and go buy flowers for his wife!

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

SWFM

visit my blog, my friend - and you shall see, the fast is NOT YET over!!!

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

I left two for her
i'm trying to get her to do a guest post
She believes in the internet ban here in lakewood (thats a good thing i guess)

 
At 7:49 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

btw - what kind of roses for those that are bright, yet confused??

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

well,
i must say
i'm completely fardoozled!

But, Limey -
Detective TOWIK has DULY noted something

(besides for proposing to aspargus)
You asked Artichoke to meet you in Brooklyn - and no you say your 'wife' agrees with the Lakewood ban!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEBODY'S not being truthful here!!!
I think we might end up having to go with our gut instincts here!

 
At 7:55 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

and you said 'HERE in lakewood' - and not just that she agrees with the ban in a far away city from brookly called lakewood1!!

 
At 8:04 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

i live in lakewood, that was never a secret and is even in my profile(sort of)
The access to the TV is in brooklyn (you cant have a 50in HD telly in lakewood now, can you?)
Artichoke is welcome to make use of it even if I'm not there.
And no, i dont have my second wife/girlfriend/pied à terre there
its a mates flat

 
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At 8:11 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

all right, limey

you're starting to sound serious...
hmmm

when a guy sounds serious -
i suppose he wants to be taken seriously.......

so

1-lakewood it is
2- there is no second wife (although that's one we never doubted - lol)
1-first wife you admitted to..
so we'll keep waiting for her guest blog for when she says hi!

and unless Kas has another opinion to override it all... (i await hearing her views....)

Asparagus has simply got to meet some other veg!

And Kas thought it was all so bashert! lol

 
At 8:43 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

Asparagus needs a fruit not a veg
nu, whats for breakfast

 
At 8:43 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

tea, scones and biscuits?

 
At 9:50 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

fantastic poem... So, is that how kids go from being good to completely horrendously awful from one day to the next?... and me thinking it was puberty...!!

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

a fruit! you're right! sorry - lol

can't wait til breakfast -
my freezing pepsi max awaits!!
will let you know how good it was!

 
At 11:08 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Limey:
You are an anomaly!

The onlyway:
Food is gooood, no?

Lisa:
Thanks!!!
Whenever that happens, just look for my kids!

 
At 11:13 PM, Blogger the only way i know said...

hello Kas
I MISSED you all day!!!!!!!!!!
and the food was great!

 
At 12:01 AM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

"An anomaly is something which deviates from the standard or expected. It is an irregularity which may be difficult to explain using existing rules or theory.usualy caused by human error."
hmmmmmmm, how so?

So how is the food??? lol
2 more hours, i can wait

 
At 12:02 AM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

add chelsea buns to my menu, wife just called....
(americans call them cinnimon buns?)

 
At 12:07 AM, Blogger the only way i know said...

okay limeh'le
as per our 'deal'-
we wrap up tonight..
SO..
if I would have to make a bet - and be forced to choose one answer over another -
as to the question -
'Is limey married or not?'

My answer.....
(drumrolll - dum da dum.......)

would definitely be.....a........

YES!
and the reason being..

You cannot possibly have this much time and access to internet in Yeshiva!!!!!!!

 
At 12:08 AM, Blogger the only way i know said...

btw - never knew chelsea was cinammon -
american sticky cinammon buns are the better deal in my humble, sticky opinion!

 
At 6:33 AM, Blogger the sabra said...

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At 6:33 AM, Blogger the sabra said...

(squirming with jealousy)

u brits (and co) are havin too much fun. wish i knew what and who was goin on.

(o btw limey-i have three ladies on the phone here..each claiming to be ur ONLY wife..lemme know what to tell them, aight?)

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger kasamba said...

Limey:
This is how-
Are you;
married or unmarried?
Spring chicken or cooked goose?
polygamist or monagamist?

Hope you had some good food last night!

You're not, you can't be....
a rosh yeshiva??????


Sabra:
LOL!
Don't be too jealous, I'm as british as Madonna!

 
At 9:29 AM, Blogger the sabra said...

cold comfort

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger student said...

hey kas! i reckon i have some apologies to make for not being around to ref the comments... but i guess thats what you're gona get from a brit...cos there's no way i was gona interrupt my after-fast meal...
has been good fun though reading them this morning...
so... limey- 2 roses only? is that allim gona get?? they better be red at the very least!!!

his roses arent red,
his violets arent blue,
i reckon though that,
whats hes saying is true!!

so limes- looking forward to ur wifes comment....duno if im gona get a chance to see it cos, guys...im off for the next month...so i guess this is a big public ggodbye to you all...have a great summer and shabbat shalom!

 
At 2:10 PM, Blogger remchalamo said...

i hope you don't mind but i've printed this article and showed it to a few pals, they could'nt stop lauging! This is amazing work!!!

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Sabra:
;)

Student:
I'll miss you!

Rechalamo:
WOW, now THAT'S a compliment!!!
Why thanks!!!
*blush!!!!

 
At 3:39 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

cooked goose??? i'm foie gras!
if i was sefardic i could do polygamy..
definitly not a Rosh.....
Why cant a lad work before marriage,Towik? dont get closeminded on me! (or after marriage )
Student we'll miss you... Where are you off to Highlands? Bournemounth? World cruise? no not Barthelona!!!!

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger kasamba said...

Limey:
The whole 'lakewood thing' threw me!

Limey I know you have the heart of young lad..... sitting in a jar on your desk.

Have a FABULOUS Shabbos!

Regards to the wife/ves!

 
At 5:40 PM, Blogger Limey2001 said...

I have the heart of a young lad in my chest (i hope)
What about lakewood threw you? are you stereotyping everyone here? we aren't all in learning, rosh yeshiva's although maybe we'd like to be.....
My wife maybe going to England in a couple weeks(i cant get away) i'm gonna send her 'round for a cuppa....
(invite Towik too..)

 
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